I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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