awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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