I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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