i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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