Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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