How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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