i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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