matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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