I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
