Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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