it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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