My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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