apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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