garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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