We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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