I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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