at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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