Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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