Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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