Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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