Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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