we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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