Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You brought string cheese to the strip club
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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