i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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