So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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