Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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