I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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