Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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