He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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