My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Your penis caused this!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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