I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
His nipple licking is glorious
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