Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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