I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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