If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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