I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He did a backflip because drugs
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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