you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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