so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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