Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
