Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
