I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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