thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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