If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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