you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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