Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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