when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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