i think my mom watched the whole time
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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