I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It's Friday. Sex?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
