belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
