Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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