hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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