I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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