do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
no more duck duck goose at the bar
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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